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Brazilian Town Hires Batman To Clean Up Its Streets

April 04, 2016 

The Brazilian town of Taubaté has hired Batman to clean up the streets. Yeah, you read right. The town council hired a 50 year old retired ex-military guy and Batman impersonator named Andres Pinheiro to stop bad guys. Taubaté has seen a dramatic rise in violent crime over the last few years. Batman will talk….

Video: Don’t Piss Off Batman

December 23, 2013 

I don’t know who would be crazy enough to light a fire under Batman, but here’s a short video of what to expect should you find yourself on his bad side. If you’re a fan of Batman, you’ll notice several things wrong with this video. First of all, the cops, who normally would try to….

Holiday Shopping List: Batman Snuggie-type Blanket Robe

November 29, 2011 

Well, that most hateful time of year is upon us: the holiday shopping season. It’s a magical season, when women pepper spray people to get ahead of them or shoppers get trampled to death at Walmart. It sort of defeats the purpose of the whole holiday season. The way people behave, makes me lose faith….

Batmanning Girl Eats Floor

October 07, 2011 

First there was planking, then there was owling, followed by coning, now there is batmanning. This is where you hang really still upside down by your feet. Besides the fact that all of these activities are stupid and you should get punched in the esophagus for doing them, batmanning makes no sense. For one thing,….

Batmobile Up For Sale: Your Chance To Become Latino Batman

August 30, 2011 

As men, we are contractually obligated to love cars. It’s in our DNA, somewhere between the gene that gives us opposable thumbs and the gene that prevents us from asking directions. We Latinos are particularly fond of cars. Think about it, we have our own subculture of lowriders that revolves around them. No matter what….