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Darth Vader Is Really Bad At Fantasy Football

September 21, 2011 

It’s the time of year we’ve all been waiting for. No, not football season, fantasy football season. Let’s face it, it’s one of the main reasons anyone even watches football anymore. The prospect of winning some money and beating your friends is a sweet prize indeed. The key is to pick the best players for….

Darth Vader Loves Salsa Dancing

May 19, 2011 

It’s not an easy job being Darth Vader. You have to wake up every morning in your little pod, wax and buff your helmet, iron your cape, and go out to meet the day. You are surrounded by inept English dudes who constantly let the rebels escape. So, you have to regulate, Nate Dogg-style (we’re….

Darth Vader Plays Piano Better Than You

March 24, 2011 

Playing piano is tough. It takes years of dedicated study and practice to get really good. Due to our crippling laziness, we never moved past learning Chopsticks,  You know who isn’t lazy? That’s right. Darth Vader. That dude is up early, killing Jedi, blowing up planets, choking dudes with his mind, etc. So, at the end….

Darth Vader Comes With A Samsung Galaxy S

November 26, 2010 

Christmas shopping time officially starts today, which brings up the following question: What are you going to get the people on your list? How about a phone that makes Darth Vader follow you everywhere you go?

Tiny Vader Just Wants To Use The Force. Is That Too Much To Ask?

February 03, 2011 

When we were kids, there was only one thing we really wanted: to have The Force. The fact that we can’t grab a beer from the fridge through telekinesis is a daily bummer. God knows a lot of people on the subway deserve a shot of purple lightning. But alas, the power of The Force….