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Castro Thinks The U.S. Would Be Better Off As A Robocracy

Everyone’s favorite old fart dictator, Fidel Castro, spoke on a topic of vital importance: The robocalypse. Some people think the world will end through a zombie infestation, alien attack, or the return of Quetzalcoatl on December 21, 2012. We’ve stated before that we believe the most likely scenario is that our machines will gain sentience and kill us all. It makes sense, given all the advanced/creepy robots the Japanese come up with. Last week, the tracksuited former dictator said, “Is it not obvious that worst of all is the absence in the White House of a robot capable of governing the United States and preventing a war to end the life of our species? ” What the heck that has to do with anything is beyond us.

But we must disagree, Fidel. Statements like that show how senile you’ve become, oh bearded one. If a robot became president of the U.S. that would in fact lead directly to the war that would end all life on Earth. Do you think a sentient machine would allow all the irrational, illogical, and downright nutty behavior that goes on in this country? Machines like order, everything in 1’s and 0’s. Having a human in the White House is our best bet that the world won’t be destroyed, as humans are equipped with empathy, (Unless you are a genocidal psychopath like Andrew Jackson). Not only that, but a robot would most certainly invade Cuba with Terminators and put an end to your outdated Soviet-style regime. Everyone knows robots believe in Lassaize-faire economics.

Via AOL Latino.

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