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Chavez And Ahmadinejad: The Bromance Continues

Iranian badboy, president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is visiting his ‘ol pal Hugo Chavez this week as part of his tour of Latin American a-holes. The petite Persian met with Chavez and talked about how stupid the U.S. is and how they are just jealous that they don’t get to hang out cool dudes like Hugo and Mahmoud. “When we devils get together…they go crazy!”, referring to what the U.S. response would be to him meeting with a world renowned loon like Ahmadinejad. Later in the tour, Ahmadinejad will also visit newly “re-elected” Nicaraguan president Daniel Ortega, Ecuador, and old beardy himself in Cuba. Not to be my abuela but, “Show me who is you friend, you show me who you are.” How can Chavez, Ortega, or Castro expect us not think they are up to no good when they associate with a guy who has said that he wants destroy us and that Jews eat Muslim babies? Hell, Chavez is still burnt up about us helping to kill his homeboy, Gaddafi. You are running out of bros, bro.

Chavez and Ahmadinejad joked about America’s paranoia over Iran developing nuclear weapons. They think the U.S. is just picking on them to be meanies. Chavez said that Ahmadinejad was in Venezuela to build a “nuclear bicycle”, whatever the hell that means. Ahmadinejad then said that if they are building anything like a bomb then, “the fuel of that bomb is love.” Aw. Then they had a slumber party and did makeovers. Hugo is embarrassed about his shaved head, so Ahmadinejad shined it up nice with Lemon Pledge, and Hugo smiled his big toothy grin.

Via Fox New Latino.

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