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Douchebag Jersey Cop Caught Trying To Extort Latino Men

If you didn’t think New Jersey was America’s skid-mark before, then wait until you hear about the police officer who is being indicted for targeting Latino men in traffic stops. Officer Rocco Malgieri, hoping to grab a few extra dollars to feed his family (or his drug habit), informed these unfortunate victims that if they gave him money (between $30 and $250), he wouldn’t report them to immigration. What a classy man.

Look, I’m all for profiling to catch potential criminals, but if you’re going to stop at something simple like the color of a commuter’s skin, then you’re missing the bigger picture, Rocco. This isn’t your failure as a racist, this is your failure as a profiteer. There are plenty of people who should be pulled over, blackmailed and beaten. Let’s take a look at a few:

How about this guy? Threaten to have him deported to the nearest circus, or tax him $100 for literally taking being a turd-sandwich to the next level.

Why? Being Latino isn’t a choice, it’s the way people are born. The guy on this bike, however, has made the choice to draw attention to the fact that he’s either drunk or a douche. Regardless, pull him over, officer Rocco, and tell him that if he doesn’t hand over a Ben Franklin, he’ll be giving happy-endings in the slammer for the foreseeable future. You don’t have to sit two-stories up on a bicycle to see how that’s no fun.

How about the person that owns this monstrosity? Deport him to the sex offender database or tax him $300 (a big fee for being a big ol’ jackass).

Why? What a wonderful view he must have from up there. Clearly the only blind-spot this guy has is the one caused by how far his head is up his own ass. If it’s true what they say about the size of a man’s car and his manhood, then this dude is trying to cover up the fact that he has an inverted penis. If you end up deporting him, the only people I’ll feel sorry for are the high-school girls who won’t get free drinks after his shift at the lumberyard.

Threaten to deport this stallion to the glue factory, or tax him a 150 bucks for thinking it can turn the road into a public bathroom.

Why? Officer Rocco, the only people who should be allowed to drive a horse drawn carriage are the renegade Amish who are attempting to break the buggy land-speed record. Otherwise, getting stuck behind one of these slow moving romantic crap factories is easily one of the most annoying things that can happen when you’re in a hurry. I hope the couple riding this on their first date will forever associate kissing their significant other with the stench of fresh horse manure.

via Fox News Latino

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