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Tu Vez 2012 Gadget Wish List

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You knew this was going to be on the list. I can't help it. I think of myself as an intelligent and critical consumer, but Apple knows how to manipulate me. It's just so...pretty. I'm still using an iPhone 3G and it's driving me nuts. The iPhone 5 has 8 times the speed, a higher res camera, and comes with that temperamental she-minx Siri. I'm going to wait another month to buy it so that they finish working out all the the Salvador Dali-esque melting clock looking map function. The iPhone 5 base model is $199.

Christmas is just a couple of months away and it’s time to start asking the ultimate question: What do I want people to buy me? Sure, you have to think of presents to get other people as well. But much like when you couldn’t sleep thinking of all the stuff Santi Clos or Los Reyes Magos were going to bring you, it’s all about greed and lust for plastic. You never really lose the burning desire for battery powered things that go beep, bop, boop. It’s OK, though. You’ve worked hard all year and you deserve something nice. No gift is more appreciated by us guys than the latest cool gadget and we Latinos love new technology. It is a statistical fact that a higher percentage of us use smartphones and other sophisticated doo-dads than our Gringo neighbors.




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