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Tu Vez 2012 Gadget Wish List


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Most portable speakers suck serious subwoofer. They make your favorite tunes sound like they are being sung from the bottom of a tin can. Luckily, Dr. Dre is here to sell you the Beats by Dr. Dre pill. No, not that kind of pill, yo. It's a bluetooth enabled pill shaped speaker that you can easily take anywhere. The best part is that it's battery operated and you can control it straight from your smartphone. So, if you are hanging out on Crenshaw and drinking a 40s like it was 1992, you can take The Chronic with you. The album...I mean. The Pill sells for $198.

Christmas is just a couple of months away and it’s time to start asking the ultimate question: What do I want people to buy me? Sure, you have to think of presents to get other people as well. But much like when you couldn’t sleep thinking of all the stuff Santi Clos or Los Reyes Magos were going to bring you, it’s all about greed and lust for plastic. You never really lose the burning desire for battery powered things that go beep, bop, boop. It’s OK, though. You’ve worked hard all year and you deserve something nice. No gift is more appreciated by us guys than the latest cool gadget and we Latinos love new technology. It is a statistical fact that a higher percentage of us use smartphones and other sophisticated doo-dads than our Gringo neighbors.




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