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George Lopez Arrested For Public Intoxication

Our (least) favorite comedian, George Lopez, was arrested for public intoxication in a Canadian casino on Thursday. The embarrassment to Latinos everywhere had just perform at Caesar’s Windsor Casino in the frosty North when he had too many tequilas, (insert ‘Because I’m Mexican’ joke here). He was found passed out on the casino floor. They aren’t pressing any charges against Lopez because it’s Canada and they are very polite. They just put him in the drunk tank and let him sleep it off. He Tweeted a funny, (for once), response saying,

“Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.”

Ha, Ha, you jerk faced jerk. The Germans have a wonderful word: Schadenfreude. It means taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others. At first glance this is how I felt about Lopez passing out on a casino floor in Canada. I bet that floor is gross. But then I become angry because he is a self appointed representative of Latinos. He goes to Canada, where they have like 20 Latinos, and acts like a boracho. This guy lives to get the Tu Vez writer’s pressure up.

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