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Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI In Miami Beach

Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday morning for drag racing and driving under the influence. It seems that the weasel-faced singer was partying with his loser buddies at a Miami Beach club when he decided that it would be a good idea to drive. So, he got in to his yellow Lamborghini and was racing against some other d-bag in a red Lambo. That’s when the cops stopped him. Justin easily flunked the sobriety test and was taken into custody. Further tests are being conducted to figure out just how blitz the little troll doll was at the time of the arrest. This incident comes on the heels of Justin’s descent into being a total sizzurp junkie. His house was searched by the cops a couple of weeks ago in connection with an egging incident at a neighbor’s house. Police reportedly found lots of evidence of Justin’s habit of drinking codeine laced cough syrup with pineapple Fanta.I can definitely get behind the Fanta part.

If convicted Justin could have his license revoked and have to pay a hefty fee. I definitely see rehab in his future where he will cry and say that it was the drugs that made him such an enormous waste of space. What I do know is that Justin is going to want to avoid any serious jail time. I’m sure he’ll find Jesus in prison. By Jesus I mean Jesus the drug cartel assassin from Laredo who will make the little Canadian pop princess his girlfriend.

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