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KFC Offers Fried Chicken Corsage For Prom

Kentucky Fried Chicken knows what would go perfect with that expensive dress you bought for prom: grease burns and hardened arteries. That’s why the fashionistas at KFC put thousands of man-hours into creating the perfect fried chicken corsage. Which I assume also serves as an effective form of birth control, because no woman on the receiving end of one of these will ever let you near her famous bowl. You know, I’d be surprised if you were even able to get to prom. I mean, you’d probably get chased down by a wild pack of animals hungry for chicken flesh before you could even get there. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pick up my Big Mac cummerbund from the dry cleaners.

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