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Mexican Immigrant Navy Seal Ruben Mejia Helped Kill Bin Laden

It has come out that one of the Navy Seals that killed Bin Laden is Ruben Mejia, the son of Mexican immigrants. Ruben’s parents immigrated to the States from Guanajuato and now live in California. His dad, Martin Mejia, was frightened when he saw some soldiers coming to his house with a folded flag. This is usually not good news. They explained that it was to honor his son’s baddassery. Martin spoke to his son afterwards and found out that he also participated in dumping Bin Laden’s body into the sea, where hopefully, his corpse was eaten, pooped out, then eaten again, and pooped out again by some sharks.

It just goes to show you that the American dream is alive and well. A family comes to the United States looking for a better life. They work hard, sacrifice, and give their kids the best life they can. Then one day that kid can grow up to become a world hero and help kill the most evil dude on the planet. Seriously, your kid may one day go to Ruben Mejia Elementary. So, Arizona: A Mexican immigrant just helped kill our biggest national security risk. Just sayin’.

Via El Universal.

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