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Did you win $636M Mega Millions Jackpot?

Two lucky people won the $636 million Mega Millions jackpot. The winning numbers are 8, 14, 17, 20, 39 and Mega Ball 7. The drawing was held Tuesday night. The jackpot had been growing steadily as no one won the previous few drawings. The winning tickets are thought to have been sold in San Jose, CA and Atlanta, GA. If you live in those two cities and bought a ticket and haven’t checked it, I would suggest you do it now. We’ll wait. Did you win? If you did may I suggest a donation to your friends at Tu Vez. Can you really put a price on the gift of entertainment and hard-hitting journalism? We can try and find a price. We accept check or Paypal.

We Latinos love us some loteria. You go to any botanica and you’ll find all kinds of potions and other assorted brujerias to help get the right numbers. It obviously doesn’t work because lottery winners tend to be White folk that live in trailer parks. Other than the occasional scratch-off lotto win of $10 we usually get shafted. What would you do if you won $318 million dollars? Besides paying off my student loans I would probably buy an island. I’m not overly fond of neighbors because they often suck. I would call it Jackopolis and raise a statue of myself in the vein of an Easter Island head. Is that arrogant?

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