like tuvezWelcome to “Mad Hot,” a somewhat recurring segment where we pair up a hot girl gallery with a rant. Today’s lovely lady is Mexican actress Geraldine Bazan. She is 28-years-old and used to be a child singer. Moving on. Thing that’s currently chapping my ass: restaurants that sell “tacos” to white people. I know that….
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like tuvezWe care about beauty pageants in the same way most women care about sports: we don’t really care who wins, we just want to ogle the beautiful human bodies on display. We’d be lying if we told you that we tuned in to watch the Miss World 2011 competition (apparently it was held in a….
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like tuvezPictured above is Columba, one of the DJs for the ver popular radio program El Show de Raul Brindis y Pepito, the Spanish-equivalent of those annoying morning radio shows found on just about every major city. Obviously we’re not fans of the show because a) radio’s for old people and, b) we’re nowhere near awake….
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like tuvezIf I’ve learned anything from the last time I put up a girl gallery, it’s this: you guys aren’t reading this. You’re looking through the pictures, sure (thank you, by the way), but anything below the images of gorgeous ladies never meets your eyeballs. So here’s what I propose: I’ll give you the pertinent details….
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like tuvezThis author lives in New York City, and let me tell you that the subway ain’t pretty. What passes for art in most subway stations in NYC is a phallus painted on a movie poster going in Ben Affleck’s or Kate Hudson’s ear. Sure, there is the abstract expressionism created by homeless urine and or….
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like tuvezEl Dia De Los Muertos is right around the corner. This is the day in which we celebrate the memory of our dearly departed by putting up altars in our houses and having picnics on our ancestor’s remains. One of the main features of a traditional altar is the sugar skull. Basically, it’s a highly….
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like tuvezThis is Isabel Cristina Estrada. She’s 32. She’s an actress. From Colombia. And you’re not even reading this are you? Just using me for my pictures. That’s great. No, no, really enjoy. I’ll just be hanging out. I had waffles for breakfast. They were fantastic. Fantastic like those pictures I compiled for you. Did you….
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like tuvezHalloween is coming up next week. This is an excuse for men to dress in funny costumes and for women to dress as various slutty occupations, (slutty nurse, slutty maid, slutty rabbit, etc.) It’s also an excuse for some jerkholes to dress like racial stereotypes. The minstrel show went out in the 1940′s, but for….
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like tuvezNew goal in life: date an athlete, specifically a gymnast. This newfound purpose was inspired by Cynthia Valdez. This 23-year-old Mexican gymnast recently won five medals (two gold, three silver) at the 2011 Pan American Games, held in her hometown of Guadalajara. Given how limber she is, we’re willing to bet Cynthia might be a gold medalist….
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like tuvezWe filter through the Latin American internets to bring you the LULz.
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