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Smuggle Truck: The New Racist Game For Your iPhone!
There is a new game at the Apple App store called Smuggle Truck. In the game you have to try and keep Mexican undocumented workers from falling off your truck to their deaths. Because, really, haven’t you always wanted to be a coyote that puts the lives of others in danger for a quick buck? The game is the deranged brainchild of Boston-based company Owlchemy Labs. Given that there are probably only three Hispanics in Boston, let us help you, Owlchemy. Here is our pitch for some more racistastic games you can develop:
1. Float To Miami On A Pool Noodle – It starts out in Cuba, where you have to build a raft out of trash. Then you have to dodge sharks and old Soviet sea mines across the Florida Straits. You win if you land in Miami and get a job in the kitchen of an Applebees.
2. You Got My Sister Pregnant – In this game you play Chuy, an L.A. Cholo. When your sister Deyanira gets knocked up, you have to find the dude that got her pregnant and smoke that fool. You have a choice of weapons: Piñata bat, Aquanet flamethrower, and a tortilla maker!
3. Latin American Death Squad – Enforce the will of the Generalisimo with your right wing junta. The burning villages will look great on the iPhone’s crystal clear screen.
4. Dishwashing Hero – This game is based on Guitar Hero, but instead of a rockstar you are a dishwasher. Each button corresponds to a different action: wash, soap, scrub, rinse. Try it on experto mode!
5. Angry Narcos – It’s sort of like Angry Birds, except that you use a sling shot to shoot members of the Juarez cartel at federales and DEA agents. It’s addictive!
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I wonder What the consequenses would be if they come out with a Game where let’s say cops go after Black angry thugs in New york? you think they will get as far as thinking about doing this. How much do we as Mexicna Americans, Or Ameican Mexicans have to put up with until somebody says That’s ENOUGH Pendejos!!! Wheather we are here leagally or illigally we are the laghling stock of these White Pendejos! it’s getting ridiculous.
I think we will have to put up with this forever if we don’t go to school and write like you. Learn how to spell.
SPELL IT AMERICAN HISTORY DUDE…..8 STATES CELEBRATE CONFEDERATE HEROES DAY AND 2 CELEBRATE JEFFERSON DAVIS’ BIRTHDAY….IN TEXAS..WHERE THEY WILL BE CUTTING EDUCATION TO WW2 LEVELS SOON….THEY CELEBRATE ROBERT E. LEE’S BIRTHDAY ON MLK DAY……MY 3 GREAT UNCLES FOUGHT IN WW2 AGAINST FASCISTS AND THEY WERE MEXICAN AMERICANS THAT COULD SPELL..ONE WAS A 1ST SGT AT GUADALCANAL…………..GAMING SOFTWARE DESIGNERS FROM BOSTON=A HOLES….HASTA LUEGO!
As a mexican man, those kind of discriminating acts would only anger me if they were lies.
the pendejos who created this game will burn in hell…..one more reason to dislike haters from Boston
Welcome to America!!! (I am being sarcastic) There are no limits to the white man and his stupidity…
I think it’s a shame that these people are making a $killing$ with this issue. An iPhone game that glorifies the fact that people die while they search for a better way of life? GIVE ME A BREAK!
And by the way this game was not the first game that started this whole crisis; I believe the game JOSE COMES TO USA came out last month dealing with similar situations.