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Sofia Vergara Is Dating “True Blood” Star Joe Manganiello

Our favorite girl, Sofia Vergara, has a new man in her life. She is reportedly dating “True Blood” actor Joe Manganiello only two months after her breakup with Nick Loeb. Manganiello plays the werewolf hearthrob Alcide on the show, (my madre’s favorite). The two incredibly good looking people met at the White House correspondent’s dinner. Manganiello admitted that he’d had a crush on Sofia for a while. Well, him and every person on the planet regardless of gender and sexual orientation. It seems like his wandering male gaze was busted during the dinner. He says,

“There was a picture someone snapped at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner where they caught me looking at Sofia Vergara’s butt. When you talk about being manipulated, that’s what I’m talking about. It’s like a moment of zen. There is nothing in my brain. If only I could meditate that well. I don’t go after other people’s women. She’s got a guy. If she was single, I would be like, poof!”

Looks like he did in fact “poof” her up as soon as the coast was clear. It should be illegal for two people this beautiful to be together. Maybe they will reporduce and create the sexiest creature on Earth. Or maybe it would be the opposite and be a homely accountant named Earl. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

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