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Tag: Batman

Brazilian Town Hires Batman To Clean Up Its Streets

April 04, 2016 

The Brazilian town of Taubaté has hired Batman to clean up the streets. Yeah, you read right. The town council hired a 50 year old retired ex-military guy and Batman impersonator named Andres Pinheiro to stop bad guys. Taubaté has seen a dramatic rise in violent crime over the last few years. Batman will talk….


Jason Momoa To Play Aquaman

June 15, 2014 

Warner Bros. haven’t made the official announcement but Hitfix is reporting that “Game of Thrones” star Jason Momoa will be playing Aquaman in Batman Vs Superman and Justice League. Rumors of Momoa playing Aquaman began last year. With Momoa playing the role of Aquaman, Batman, played by Ben Affleck, will look a lot less imposing….


Pope Francis Picks Up Hitchhiker

January 09, 2014 

Pope Francis knows hitchhiking is a lost art. It used to be that if your car broke down, you didn’t whip out your cellphone and call AAA. You whipped out your thumb and hoped whoever picked you up wasn’t a deranged psychopath. And if they were, sweet, you got a cool story to tell from….


Video: Don’t Piss Off Batman

December 23, 2013 

I don’t know who would be crazy enough to light a fire under Batman, but here’s a short video of what to expect should you find yourself on his bad side. If you’re a fan of Batman, you’ll notice several things wrong with this video. First of all, the cops, who normally would try to….


Holiday Shopping List: Batman Snuggie-type Blanket Robe

November 29, 2011 

Well, that most hateful time of year is upon us: the holiday shopping season. It’s a magical season, when women pepper spray people to get ahead of them or shoppers get trampled to death at Walmart. It sort of defeats the purpose of the whole holiday season. The way people behave, makes me lose faith….