Tag: George Lopez

George Lopez Jokes About Sobriety With Ellen

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March 13, 2014 

For most people, getting arrested for public intoxication would be an embarrassing and eye opening moment in one’s life. However comedian George Lopez has turned his recent drunken Canadian casino escapade into laughs as big as his liver. Yesterday, George Lopez was a guest on Ellen, downplaying the incident by making a few jokes about….

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George Lopez Arrested For Public Intoxication

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March 01, 2014 

Our (least) favorite comedian, George Lopez, was arrested for public intoxication in a Canadian casino on Thursday. The embarrassment to Latinos everywhere had just perform at Caesar’s Windsor Casino in the frosty North when he had too many tequilas, (insert ‘Because I’m Mexican’ joke here). He was found passed out on the casino floor. They….

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Why Does George Lopez Keep Getting TV Shows?

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March 02, 2012 

Much like a case of the herp, George Lopez just won’t go away. Our “favorite” comedian has just signed a deal to produce and star in a new Latino family sitcom.

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A Latino GOP VP Candidate? Here Are Some Suggestions.

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February 22, 2012 

Latinos voters are starting to feel like the ugly girl who got hot over summer vacation. Suddenly, people who never paid any attention to us are all up on our junk. The Republicans need the Latino vote in order to win, but that’s made somewhat difficult given their anti-immigration and generally xenophobic rhetoric. Their best….

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Tricks And Treats: 5 Last Minute Latino Costume Ideas

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October 31, 2011 

Today is Halloween. What’s that? You don’t have a costume? Way to perpetuate the stereotypes that Latinos are lazy. Don’t worry, though. We got you covered with these five makeshift costumes that are guaranteed to be a hit.

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Tu Vez Blast-From-The-Past Truck: Mind of Mencia

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October 05, 2011 

Marty McFly and Doc Brown had the Delorean to go travel through time; We have the Tu Vez Blast-From-The-Past Truck. Every week, we’ll hop in our time traveling machine, gun it to 88 MPH, and go back in time to bring you the best from the good ol’ days. Will it be a clip from an old telenovela? An old school music video? Stick around and find out!

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TBS cancels Lopez Tonight!

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August 10, 2011 

That headline sure is exciting, isn’t it? The reason behind Lopez’s eviction is fairly basic: the show had the inability to attract significant viewership in an over-populated late night market.

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George Lopez On “Piers Morgan Tonight”

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July 26, 2011 

by Lucas Molandes George Lopez appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight last night. We got to see Lopez behave in a less jokey manner. The clip (found below) starts with Piers quoting Lopez’s promise to leave the country if Sarah Palin is elected. Which, first of all, way to sweeten the Sarah Palin ticket, Mr. G.Lo…..

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“Lopez Tonight”: Trend Of The Knight

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July 19, 2011 

Trending – (adverb) 1). Group think which occurs when emotionally repressed people devolve into frenzied crying over a celebrity who will never care about them. 2). What acid washed jeans did in the 80s.

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Headlines!

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June 15, 2011 

Writers of late night television jokes thrive on current events. Some events are so fruitful they exist within the late night jokes for weeks, months, and even years. We saw it with Bill Clinton. We saw it with Tiger Woods. During the Lopez Tonight monologues this past week, we saw how GLo could barely keep Weiner off his tongue long enough to make jokes about LeBron or Snooki.

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