Tag: immigration

Texas Sends 1000 National Guard Troops To Border

July 22, 2014 

In a deeply controversial move, Texas governor Rick Perry has deployed the national guard to secure the Texas border. Over 1000 guardsmen are expected to amass along the border fence. The idea is to deter people from crossing over and to “aid” with securing the undocumented, (particularly the children), when they do reach the border…..


Journalist Jose Antonio Vargas Held At U.S. Border

July 15, 2014 

Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Jose Antonio Vargas is being detained at the U.S. border in McAllen, TX. Vargas, who is an undocumented immigrant from the Philippines, attempted to fly out of the airport using his Filipino passport. When asked if he had a visa, (he did not), he was sent to a border patrol agent….


Judge Blocks Arizona’s Anti-Immigration License Policy

July 08, 2014 

In a small step to changing Arizona’s draconian anti-immigration laws, a judge said it was unconstitutional for Arizona to deny driver’s licenses to recent immigrants. Arizona Jan Brewer had advocated a law that would have blocked recent and undocumented young people from obtaining a license or accessing certain services. This in spite of the fact….


Crappy Immigrant Jobs: “Prostitute Flyer Hander-outer”

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July 07, 2014 

I’m currently reporting to you from beautiful Las Vegas, NV where the sun is hot and the ladies are hotter. And by ladies I mean the sex workers. Nevada is the only state in the country that kinda sorta has legal prostitution. If nothing else they tend to look the other way. If you’ve ever….


Lupillo Rivera Confronts Anti-Immigrant Protesters

July 02, 2014 

Lupillo Rivera, the brother of late banda singer Jenni Rivera, showed support for migrant families and children and confronted protesters who blocked buses carrying the migrants. Lupillo proudly wearing his Mexico World Cup jersey and carrying several signs while defending the migrants. Lupillo shouted at the protesters that the migrants who come to the U.S…..


Justin Bieber Will Not Be Deported

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April 21, 2014 

The White House has decided not to deport smiling floppy-haired weasel Justin Bieber back to Canada. A petition was started on the White House website to send Biebs back to Vancouver, eh. The petition got way over the 100,000 required signatures to get a response from the White House. But the government refuses to comment….


Obama Meets With Pope Francis

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March 27, 2014 

President Barack Obama met with pope Francis in the Vatican today to discuss social and economic issues in the U.S. Obama says he’s a great admirer of the rock star Latino pope and his reforms within the Catholic Church. Of particular interest was their mutual work in helping the poor, Obama said. Of course, the….


Superman Turns 75

October 17, 2013 

  Superman is turning the big 75 this week. It was on this date back in 1938 that Jerry Siegel and Joel Shuster’s caped superhero first appeared in Action Comics #1. The Man of Steel has had many faces over the years, from George Reeves to Henry Cavill, but the basic image of a black-haired….


Volleyball Your Way Into America!

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October 10, 2013 

A picture has surfaced showing Mexicans and Americans playing volleyball across the US/Mexico border. The pic inspired several members of Congress to pause from all the drinking beer and chillin’ they are doing at Marco Rubio’s place to come up with a solution to the immigration debate: Volleyball your way to the U.S.A! All you….


Tu Vez Blast-From-The-Past Truck: Elian Gonzalez

February 22, 2012 

Marty McFly and Doc Brown had the Delorean to go travel through time; We have the Tu Vez Blast-From-The-Past Truck. Every week, we’ll hop in our time traveling machine, gun it to 88 MPH, and go back in time to bring you the best from the good ol’ days. Will it be a clip from an old telenovela? An old school music video? Stick around and find out!