Tag: immigration

Justin Bieber Will Not Be Deported

2014 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival - Day 3
April 21, 2014 

The White House has decided not to deport smiling floppy-haired weasel Justin Bieber back to Canada. A petition was started on the White House website to send Biebs back to Vancouver, eh. The petition got way over the 100,000 required signatures to get a response from the White House. But the government refuses to comment….


Obama Meets With Pope Francis

Obama Pope Latino
March 27, 2014 

President Barack Obama met with pope Francis in the Vatican today to discuss social and economic issues in the U.S. Obama says he’s a great admirer of the rock star Latino pope and his reforms within the Catholic Church. Of particular interest was their mutual work in helping the poor, Obama said. Of course, the….


Superman Turns 75

October 17, 2013 

  Superman is turning the big 75 this week. It was on this date back in 1938 that Jerry Siegel and Joel Shuster’s caped superhero first appeared in Action Comics #1. The Man of Steel has had many faces over the years, from George Reeves to Henry Cavill, but the basic image of a black-haired….


Volleyball Your Way Into America!

Mexicans and americans playing volleyball
October 10, 2013 

A picture has surfaced showing Mexicans and Americans playing volleyball across the US/Mexico border. The pic inspired several members of Congress to pause from all the drinking beer and chillin’ they are doing at Marco Rubio’s place to come up with a solution to the immigration debate: Volleyball your way to the U.S.A! All you….


Tu Vez Blast-From-The-Past Truck: Elian Gonzalez

February 22, 2012 

Marty McFly and Doc Brown had the Delorean to go travel through time; We have the Tu Vez Blast-From-The-Past Truck. Every week, we’ll hop in our time traveling machine, gun it to 88 MPH, and go back in time to bring you the best from the good ol’ days. Will it be a clip from an old telenovela? An old school music video? Stick around and find out!


Undocumented American Confronts Mitt Romney About Dream Act

January 18, 2012 

“Lucy,” an undocumented immigrant, confronts Mitt Romney about his opposition to the DREAM Act.


Meet Mitt Romney’s Mexican Side Of The Family

January 10, 2012 

Earlier today the Univision News Tumblr posted a video profiling Mitt Romney’s Mexican side of his family, who still live in Chihuahua, Mexico.


Minority Reporting: Immigration Stagnation

January 09, 2012 

Despite what you might hear, immigration has been at a steady decline. So why exactly are people losing their cool?


WTF: ICE Deports Non-Latina Teenager To Colombia

January 04, 2012 

In today’s “are you effing kidding” me story: the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement deported a Jakadrien Turner, an African-American teenager who’s not Latina or speaks Spanish, to Colombia.


We’re Just Glad The Los Angeles Arsonist Isn’t Latino

January 02, 2012 

Los Angeles is en fuego! As you might have heard, someone channeled their inner pyromaniac this New Year’s Day weekend and started over fifty-five fires across the city. That someone might now be under police custody.