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Tag: Mayan Apocalypse

Cuban Santeros Agree With The Maya: 2012 Is Gonna Suck

January 05, 2012 

Well, it’s official: We’re all going to die this year. The Santeria priests of Cuba agree with the Maya that in 2012, it’s going to get real. A consortium of Cuba’s highest ranking babalawos, (Santeria priests), released a statement last week warning of our impending doom. This year will be ruled by the sign of….


According To The Maya, We Will All Be Dead In Exactly One Year

December 22, 2011 

The Mayans predicted that the end of the world will happen on December 21st, 2012. Which means that in a year, we’ll all be dead. So, the question is: What are you going to do with your last year on Earth?


This Latin Life: Mayan Predictions, Medicinal Scorpions, And The Best Drug Tunnel Yet!

December 02, 2011 

Welcome to “This Latin Life,” a recurring feature in which we bring you the news from south of the border in quick, funny nugget form. Mmm, nuggets…