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Tag: White House

Justin Bieber Will Not Be Deported

April 21, 2014 

The White House has decided not to deport smiling floppy-haired weasel Justin Bieber back to Canada. A petition was started on the White House website to send Biebs back to Vancouver, eh. The petition got way over the 100,000 required signatures to get a response from the White House. But the government refuses to comment….


Minority Reporting: Latinos, Please Don’t Shoot Gun Near White House

November 16, 2011 

It turns out that the guy who shot at the White House is Hispanic. This is terrible. Not because the President was endangered, but because this guy makes all Latinos look bad.