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The Ladies Of “Machete Kills”

Machete Kills opens this Friday and we here at Tu Vez cannot friggin’ wait. The first Machete was a masterpiece of violence, comedy, and Steven Seagal’s bad Mexican accent, (“Ehhh, pendejo”). Danny Trejo is, of course, a badass and will be up there with Stallone and Schwarzenegger as one of the great action heroes. But, let’s be real, the hot Latinas of the Machete series really make the film oh so nice to look at. In Machete Kills one of our favorite ladies, Sofia Vergara, joins the cast and from the looks of the trailer has a machine gun bra. How could you not want to see it?

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