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El Pulpo Mecanico Breaths Fire At Hippies

Here at Tu Vez we try to not get too political. However, there is one issue we stand firm on: hippies suck. On this point we will not compromise. That’s one of many reasons we will never go to the Burning Man pot smoke and girls with hairy pits and BO festival. It’s like being in a hell of white people with dreadlocks and vegan anarcho-feminists. Given the choice between that and nailing our feet to the floor, we’d ask for the hammer.

However, no one said anything about a giant fire-breathing steampunk octopus. Though it’s totally wasted on the hairy hippies at Burning Man, the Pulpo Mecanico is totally awesome. They should watch out though. Hemp fiber clothes and unwashed hair are very flammable.

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