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Happy Birthday 7 Billionth Human!

According to the United Nations, the 7 billionth person on Earth was born today. We don’t know who they are or where they were born. Chances are it’s in Asia. We’re not being racist, that’s just a statistical probability. 7 billion is a lot of freakin’ people. To put things in perspective, two hundred years ago there were 1 billion people in the world. That’s quite a shift in a short period of time. How do you explain this? We think it’s just that people have been doing it way more. The reason? It probably has something to do with Barry White’s sexy tenor. I know that’s why I exist.

This neat little video has other theories that don’t involve the late Mr. White. It uses brightly colored liquids and tubes to demonstrate how improved medical care and better food didn’t kill people fast enough to even things out. We still think they should factor in Barry.

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