Who knew there were nerds in Brazil? These two duders wrote and performed this ditty about their love for one of the greatest games–fighting or otherwise– ever created: Mortal Kombat 3. In this musically-accompanied tale, aptly entitled Funk do Mortal Kombat, the guys talk of how they went through all the fighters before settling Sub-Zero. We can’t really blame them. “Soobie Cehroh” (as they call him) is arguably the sickest puppy of the lot. Seriously, what’s better than a freakin’ ninja who uses ice as his weapon (he can make an ice clone for frak’s sake!).