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Little Kids Rock Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”

When we were in high school, we totally wanted to be rock stars. We were in a garage band, dressed in black, and wrote songs about how we wanted to get with girls. The only problem was our appalling lack of talent. It turns out that it’s not that easy. “But a lot of rock stars suck.” Yes, but you have to suck in just the right way, and we couldn’t even do that right.

That’s sort of why we hate these kids. They are 10 and rock harder than we ever could. Their band plays Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” at a state fair or something. The best part is that the lead guitar is played by a cute little blond girl that looks like she should be jumping rope in a field of daisies. We’re jealous. Sleep with one eye open, kid.


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