Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick knows a thing or two about overcoming adversity. After spending a year and a half in federal prison for overseeing a dogfigthing ring in which innocent canines were put to death, Vick has made what some might call a redemptive comeback (ed. note: We’re lifelong Dallas Cowboys fans, so in our eyes Michael Vick is still a heartless dogkiller). Now that Ron Mexico (look it up), is back on top, he’s written a self-help book that teaches you how to rehabilitate your image. If it worked for Vick, Ben Roethlisberger, and Brett Favre, it can certainly work for you!