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Paraguay-Venezuela Copa America Match Ends In Fisticuffs

After unloading a bonanza of boredom on fans of the Copa America, Paraguay–whose only two wins in the tournament, have come via a penalty kick shootout–and Venezuela decided to encore their semi-final snooze fest with a few bonus hits. Notice how the announcers cover the fight with as much enthusiasm as someone describing a sloth sleep.

On a side note, we love the clearly biased Venezuelan commentators. Hey, Venezuela, next time someone talks shit about your national team, remember that you guys aren’t into the whole “objectivity” thing either.


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