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Christmas 2010 Video Countdown: How Rudolph Got His Red Nose

We’re 17 days away from the bestest holiday of the year: Christmas. As a result, we’ll be posting a Christmas-related video from now until the 25th. Boy, we have a doozy of a video for you today! Ever since we were little kids, we’ve always wondered why Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. We used to think it was magic. Turns out we were really dumb kids. After years of uncertainty, today we discovered that Rudolph’s red nose was caused none other than an STD. You see, children, before Santa asked this poor reindeer to lead his sleigh, Rudolph used to turn tricks at the red light district. Oh yeah, and he went by Roxanne, which means he’s a tranny. How do we learn all this? By watching the above video.

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