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This Year Carve Your Pumpkin With An AK-47!

Monday is Halloween, and we couldn’t be more excited. It’s the only time of year you can walk around in a cape and have no one judge you. Halloween comes from the ancient druid festival of Samhain, in which the spirits of the dead come back to Earth for a night of fun. We Latinos celebrate All Saints Day and El Dia De Los Muertos to remember all our beloved ancestors. But what we think of when we say “Halloween”, is a truly American holiday. Trick or treating, costumes, bobbing for apples, haunted houses, and pumpkin carving are all an American invention. The carving and decoration of these big orange gourds has become quite sophisticated. That’s all good and everything, but how can we practice this time-honored American tradition in an even more American way?

By carving the pumpkins face with an AK-47! This old guy, (in what we presume is the woods of Kentucky or something), makes a smiley faced pumpkin using a dangerous firearm. God bless America and Happy Halloween!


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