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I Want A Donald Trump Piñata For My Birthday

Donald Trump is inexplicably the frontrunner for the Republican nomination for president in 2016. One of the things that he has said that has infuriated Latinos, particularly Mexicans, and thrilled racists is his belief that Mexican immigrants are all rapists. I’m not sure where he got this information. My guess is that the dead ferret he wears on his head whispered it in his ears. He also said he was going to build a great wall, like the one they have on Game of Thrones, to keep Latinos out and make Mexico pay for it. Not surprisingly this did not go over well with the Mexican-American community. Mainly because it is racist as hell. If only there were a way to take out our frustrations on the Donald without getting arrested? Well, you are in luck.

Artist Dalton Avalos Ramirez has created a Donald Trump piñata. He did so “because of the hatred Trump expressed for the Mexican people.” Fair enough. The papier-mache effigy comes in a suit and comb over. Just fill his fetid body cavity with sweet treats and bash that racist scumbag until the goodies come pouring out. I have a birthday coming up in five days and I think I know who is going to be the guest of honor. Maybe I’ll invite the real Trump since we both live in the same city. Seeing his tears roll down his stupid face would be the best present of all.

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