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Christina Aguilera Screws Up National Anthem. The Terrorists Have Won.

Christina Aguilera screwed up the words to our national anthem before last night’s Super Bowl. Instead of saying “O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming” she sang, “What so proudly we watched at the twilight’s last gleaming.” The song is about the Battle of Baltimore during the war of 1812. It is not about the gleaming Twilight vampires.

We remember learning the national anthem in the second grade. It’s not one of those things you easily forget. You would think that if you knew you were going to be singing it in front of billions of people, you would look over the damn lyrics. Did she think no one would notice?

So, thanks Christina for proving to all those anti-immigration people that we Hispanics don’t love this country enough to learn the national anthem. Check out the embarrassing gaffe below:

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