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Luis Suarez Apologizes For Biting Incident

Uruguayan striker and bitey beast Luis Suarez has formally apologized for biting Giorgio Chiellini during the now infamous Italy vs. Uruguay game. It is uncertain why Suarez bit Chiellini. Maybe he just likes Italian food, (rimshot). But he was suspended by FIFA for his actions, which has caused a lot of controversy. FIFA’s nine game/four month ban sent Suarez home to Uruguay in disgrace. Many people thought that the ban was too harsh, including Uruguayan president Jose Mujica. Suarez apologized via Twitter saying,

Chiellini accepted his apology and said he hoped that FIFA would reconsider and reduce his ban. But it’s hard to say whether this will lead to Suarez getting help with his biting addiction. The dude just loves to gnaw on people. But, with some time and help, I believe that maybe Suarez can find a way to express himself without using his teeth.

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