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Brazil’s World Cup Loss Was All Mick Jagger’s Fault

July 10, 2014 

Brazil is still reeling from their 7-1 loss to Germany in the 2014 FIFA World Cup a couple of days ago. The poor people of that great nation are still trying to figure out how their team could have choked in such an epic manner. The answer must be supernatural. That was, after all, not….


Latin America Set For The Quarterfinals Of The World Cup

July 03, 2014 

We finally got our Elite Eight and for the first time in World Cup history, all eight teams are group winners and four of the eight are from Latin America. In the battle between Brazil vs Colombia, it will be James versus Neymar. This could be the next great rivalry. With Colombia’s speed, Brazil may….


Luis Suarez Apologizes For Biting Incident

July 02, 2014 

Uruguayan striker and bitey beast Luis Suarez has formally apologized for biting Giorgio Chiellini during the now infamous Italy vs. Uruguay game. It is uncertain why Suarez bit Chiellini. Maybe he just likes Italian food, (rimshot). But he was suspended by FIFA for his actions, which has caused a lot of controversy. FIFA’s nine game/four….


How To Survive Post-World Cup Loss Depression

June 30, 2014 

Yesterday I watched as many of my Mexican friends, and my colleagues here at TuVez, were dealt a devastating blow when Mexico was knocked out of the World Cup by the Dutch. They went through the usual stages of grief: denial, bargaining, anger, etc. But at the end of the day you just have to….


Mexican Fans Help Themselves To Unattended Beer At The World Cup

June 17, 2014 

It’s a good rule of thumb at any sporting event not to leave alcohol unguarded. This is especially true when there is a stadium full of Mexican soccer fans that want to celebrate their hard won victory over Cameroon in the World Cup. In the video below, some jolly fans help themselves to beer that….