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Break Original Video: “Move Like Jabba”

In the movie “Goodfellas”, Ray Liotta’s character Henry Hill says of his mob boss, “Paulie didn’t move much. That’s because he didn’t have to move for nobody.” If non-movement is the mark of a being a gangsta, then Jabba the Hutt is the baddest gangsta in the galaxy. He’s so obese he can’t even move off of his couch. He’s like one of those morbidly obese people you see on the news that have to be cut out of their houses to be taken to the hospital. He just sits around smoking hookah, eating frogs, and keepin’ women on leashes. Pimpin’ ain’t easy, y’all.

In this original from our bosses at Break, we celebrate the straight up gangsta mack of Jabba the Hutt.

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